User:Dragonkillernz

Dragonkillernz, also known as Ian Fulguirinas, is a mythical creature, rumoured to live in the inhabitable pre-apocalyptic ruins of New Zealand. He is often seen lurking around the internet, sometimes under the alias of iaf44, a title granted to him by the Gods of Leychtop.

Unusually for his species, he's said to be a faithful and loving mate, which is why he is such a mythical creature.

A little known fact about Dragonkillernz is that he is the spawn of two barely related corporate franchises.

Life Story

Spawned in what can only be described as a severe manifestation of the crab effect in 1988, Dragonkillernz has been raised according to ISO-9001 standards, with appropriate variations, as specified in ANSI/IEEE 1074/2006. The growing up experience was, to all intents and purposes, both completely normal and so unique it created this creature. Various events have occured, slightly morphing (some might say distorting) the mold that formed the man.

Sexual Preference

Dragonkillernz has a tendency towards babes, like this one:

A babe

Career

At present, Dragonkillernz is an integral part of a busy, kitchen team in a busy, trendy restaurant (in other words, a kitchen hand). However, the flighty creature is currently being brain-washed educated by the tutors at the Lechytop, to pursue a career in the general field of electricity. Some may say this is dangerous and the world is doomed.

Those people are right

General Facts

• Listens to blues music
  • However, used to listen to rap, and before that, anything that was cool.

• Doesn't like rugby
  • Is currently being beaten by fellow creatures in that formidable land, New Zealand.

• Doesn't drink very much or very often
  • The beatings are increasing

• Used to be addicted to caffeine
  • • This could be attributed to one of his spawners was coke

• Eats enough to sink a navy, not the Old Navy but The Royal Navy.

• Plays Basketball, or rather, The Coolest Sport in the World

• Is not skilled in the use of a pen.