User:Dr. Skullthumper/Extreme golf
Television has always been seeking new ways to entertain people. First there were the terrible, overused movie plots. Soon afterwards, people began using other people to create reality shows, where producers can get clichéd drama without the overpaid actors. All in all, TV has become more efficient as every day passes, with one exception.
Sports. These have always been an enigma. The overuse of steroids and other scandals have helped them a bit, but for the most part humans have some genetic need to eat far too much and scream at people kicking, hitting, spitting on, throwing, catching, and otherwise abusing a small ball to no end. (Even priests have tried to get in on the action, but with the wrong sorts of ball abuse.) Yet nothing has had TV executives scratching — or, more likely, paying someone else to scratch — their heads than golf. No other television program has devoted so much time to watching people staring at a little white pitted ball and concentrating hard.
In the great television revolution, golf has been left behind. It wasn't long before someone came up with a brilliant idea: Take the already perplexing nature of