User:Dr. Skullthumper/Dramatic music

Considered one of the most powerful weapons known to man and alien alike, dramatic music is a blue energy field typically harnessed and collected by movie makers and cautiously used in films to add suspense. It is known to summon creatures from the deep, twist innocent plot lines into pretzels, even tear apart relationships and kill people of all ages.

Dangers of Dramatic Music

"Run for it, men! The music's swelling!"