User:Disman

Disman: The Facts

• Located in Easten Australia, the Disman lives in his hometown of Faulconbridge, where he is in a constant battle, fighting for the freedom of his town, with a pack of wretched old people who believe in nap time, baking cookies, and worst of all old people smell
• The Disman personally knows Chuck Norris
  

  Chuck Norris' law firm. HA! See I told you i knew him.
• The Disman lives in Faulconbridge, the town that is situated next to Linden aka The Highway To Hell. Linden is a hole in the ground that is said to go millions of kilometres below sea level.
• The Disman is the founder of the martial arts Suka Mai Wangue, in which all members with voels in their names are renamed Morton Mortonson
• The Disman personally knows Mr. T, the only person to ever become a Suka Mai Wangue master without being renamed Morton Mortonson
• The Disman actually knows of someone with the last name Spermburger
• The Disman defeated Super AIDS with a fork
• In Soviet Russia Super AIDS forks the Disman
• The Disman's mortal ememy is an Albino, red-head who emerged from an egg
• The Disman invented the inconvienient substance we now know as Matt Damon
• The Disman apologises for the release of Matt Damon, and he explains that he was acually trying to find a cheap solution to getting rid of marmalade when he made a mathematical error (he forgot to carry the 1) and accidentally created Matt
• The Disman has been hailed as "better than sex!"