User:DeletedUser0002/That time I was nearly raped by a Welshman during my sojourn to a Jethro Tull concert
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Yer article may be overly Scottish, no British. Ye shouldnae dae anyhin tae fix it. |
Dude, that fucking thing was Welsh. Like WTF?
So there I was[edit | edit source]
at a Jethro Tull concert, doing my Aqualung with the sitting on a park bench and eyeing little girls with bad intent, right. Like Scottish pedophile badass shit.
And this fucking Welshman[edit | edit source]
comes out of the bog, snot running down his nose, and instead of smearing his greasy fingers on shabby clothes, he makes a Welshline straight for me.
So I pulled out[edit | edit source]
my copy of “Hymn 43” and sang the shit out of the thing and he tries to mount me anyway! WTF! I barely got away with a neck hurting bad and a major sinistral external abrasion, laddie.
But seriously[edit | edit source]
I nearly got raped by a fucking Welshman!
See also[edit | edit source]
- Jethro Tull
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