That time I was nearly raped by Feyd Rautha Harkonnen during my sojourn in Dune
So there I was[edit | edit source]
so I pulled out my[edit | edit source]
Kris and cut the shit out of the thing he was wearing on his loins, and and I find out he was waiting for me to release his shlong so he can mount me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major internal bleeding and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. He nearly raped me.