User:Darkliahos/Korean Feet
Korean Feet (from the Russian word, Kablabla meaning "feet of a Korean"), also spelt Corean Feet or Korean Feet Lah!, is the condition of having three or more feet growing per day. It is a common cause of immigration and cheese processing. The loss of virginity through Korean Feet can cause AIDS and a potentially lethal walking imbalance. In 1849 Korean Feet was estimated to have caused 300 million people to loose weight and created 343999 jobs worldwide.
Definition[edit | edit source]
According to Wilde's dictionary, Korean feet is the growing of more feet while increasing productivity, it can cause better sex life and the fondness of cheese but at the same time make you more inclined to Communism and Pokemonology.
However Nixon's book of words contradicts this saying Korean feet is nothing much more than a hoax created by neo liberals looking for a way to create a funny disease to scare people who have lots of feet.
The official definition which was adopted in 1951 was a mere possibility of having more than 1 foot with yellowish tendencies.
Origins[edit | edit source]
The origins of this disease are largely unknown however it is largely rumoured this disease came from Brazil after libertarian Pamela Anderson and her PETA (group) introduced to piss off the entire world. Others speculate it might be from Richard Dawkins who by coincidence created it in an experiment meant to prove that God may not exist.
Symptoms[edit | edit source]
- Walking next door instead of driving
- Worshipping Kim Il-sung on Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, Sundays..eh well every other day
- Spitting on South Koreans and Americans
- Fleeing to Japan for a day at Disneyland
- eating babies with Jalapeños
Uses[edit | edit source]
- Management of an economy
- Solving the UK's housing shortage
- Finding Saddam Hussein
- Opening Sweatshops
Prevention[edit | edit source]
There are many preventions which have been prescribed by the famous Doctor Leslie Nielsen, some of these great preventions include watching Fox News North, eating pound cake and huffing some pure unadulterated kittens. Some of these preventions have been criticised by the conservative media such as eating pound cake which they say can cure pregnancies.
known cures[edit | edit source]
- Eating cheese while singing North Korean national anthem
- Spitting on a picture of Richard Nixon
- Watching Birth of a nation while smoking crack
unknown cures[edit | edit source]
- Asprin and Vodka
- Watching Anime while on crack
the plaugue of 2003[edit | edit source]
This is a lie perpetrated by the United States of China, there was no plague in 2003 however there were 30000 unrelated deaths and 2999 unexplained cases of extra feet, again Korean feet does not exist and there was no plague.