User:Darcken

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“Why, I never!”

~ Lady Burtlingtot on darcken

“What? Who? Is he a real person?”

~ Some hobo on darcken
Since I don't have a good picture of me this is the closest thing I could find
I am a proud Romanian, don't like it? Futu-ti mortii matii! Now go to Romania


So What's the story about me?
Well In joined Wikipedia about a year ago but every time I posted something I got hundreds of angry messages telling me to stop. So I chose to go somewhere where my talents would be respected. Unrelated to that I also joined Uncyclopedia.
Since I joined I was blamed for having too much of a serious, wikipedia style. I can only say PHILISTINES! You have no idea what is good!
If you're one of those wanting to tell me I suck please don't bother, go play with your penis or something.
by the way...I misspelled my user name when I registered..it should have been Dracken...damn

Pages I work(ed) on[edit | edit source]

I consider the work you have done says more about you than anything else so here is what I have edited or/and done since I officialy joined uncyclopedia.

Romania
SAT
ACT
Lady_Burtlingtot
How_to_be_a_model_Bucharest_citizen_(Cum_sa_devii_bucurestean)
History of Romania
Monkey chained to a typing machine--unfortunately deceased but resurected
Dexter's Laboratory
Louis Armstrong-- edited diferently
Dick--redirected to penis

Pages that made me snort out coke[edit | edit source]

Zork
RuneScape
Dragostea din tei