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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
Also see also as well additionally
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
Also see also as well additionally
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
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- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
Also see also as well additionally
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
Also see also as well additionally
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
Also see also as well additionally
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
Also see also as well additionally
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
Also see also as well additionally
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
Also see also as well additionally
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
Also see also as well additionally
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
Also see also as well additionally
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
Also see also as well additionally
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
Also see also as well additionally
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
Also see also as well additionally
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
Also see also as well additionally
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
Also see also as well additionally
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
Also see also as well additionally
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
Also see also as well additionally
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
Also see also as well additionally
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
Also see also as well additionally
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
Also see also as well additionally
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
Also see also as well additionally
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
Also see also as well additionally
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
Also see also as well additionally
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
Also see also as well additionally
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
Also see also as well additionally
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
Also see also as well additionally
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
Also see also as well additionally
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
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Redundanciness
Repetitiveness
Being Redundant
Ditto
- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
Also see also as well additionally
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- This article is about redundancy. For the state of being redundant, see redundant.
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote by Oscar Wilde. In the preceding quote, quoted from Oscar Wilde in a quote, Oscar Wilde, who was quoted in this quote, states his hatred for abhorring redundancy. It is also worth noting that Oscar Wilde is the person from whom this quote was quoted.
Redundancy is the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. When being redundant, it is common to repeat, sometimes with different phrasing or items, the same idea or thought, thus making it superfluous, repetitive, pleonastic, or more than required. This is redundancy, otherwise known as the state of being redundant or repeating the same thing more than required.
Past and Previous History of Events (AKA Things) Before This Point in Time (AKA Now) Regarding Redundancy (i.e. Regarding Repetitiveness) That Happened and Took Place in This World, on This Earth, or Terra as Some Call It
In 1734, which was called Seventeen Thirty-Four, or the Year of Our Lord 1734, or the Year 1146 of the Islamic Calendar, or the 1734th year after the supposed birth of Christ, Lord Alvin Redund wrote a correspondence missive letter (or a written, authored, dictated or typed message or statement addressed to one or more addressees, which could include a person, man, woman, child, kid, retiree, criminal, employee or organization, group, business, or some other existential or non existential life form ...; I, myself, guess you, the reader, knows, understands or comprehends what I mean here in this sentence) that was excessively repetitive to the point that it repeated or rehashed many of the already mentioned parts of the letter that was written by his lordship Lord Alvin Redund (b.1701, d.1769, the year of his death when he died) in the year it was first written, which was 1734. The wording was superfluous, repetitive, and more than required. In the times following, and subsequently, and afterwards, all things, items, speech, text, stuff, and things that are repetitive, superflous, or more than required are called, named, or otherwise denoted as Redundant, because, due to, and as a direct result of Lord Redund's text contained within his correspondence missive letter.
Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, or Alvin Lord Redund, or Alvin, or L. A. Redund, or the butcher of Saville, often dressed and attired himself in an ascot, collar, scarf, and neckerchief, necktie, as well as a cloak, coat, jacket, vest, overcoat, and greatcoat. This meant that often and many times, that is to say frequently, he was hot, searing, roasting and otherwise stuffy much, or most, of the time. His clothing, vestments, and attire, were considered, regarded, and thought to be excessive, superfluous, and more than required.
Contents of the Correspondance Missive Letter Message
Below and following is the text and transcript of the correspondance missive letter written and penned by Lord Alvin Redund, also called Lord Redund's Missive Letter.
I, Lord Redund, also called Lord Alvin Redund, am writing and penning this missive letter in correspondence to you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, on March 15, 1734, this fifteenth day of March of the year 1734 to request, inquire, and ask of you, my friends, colleagues, and comrades, if it would be possible, feasible, or conceivable that I might borrow, or obtain on loan from you a small, tiny, insignificant amount of money, coin, or currency with which I might purchase, obtain through sale, or buy additional paper, or parchment, with which I could then write or pen more letters, missives, and messages unto you, my friends, comrades, and colleagues.
Thank you. I am grateful, and much obliged.
Sincerely, Truly, and Earnestly,
Lord Alvin Redund, Lord of House Redund
The Department of Redundancy Department for Becoming Less of a Rendundant Departments' Department of Redundancy
In 1744, the one thousandth, seven-hundred-and-forty-fourth year following the invention of cheese, a period of time equal to 1744 revolutions of the sun, that is to say the main celestial body of the sky, a lord, Lord Redund, founded a department, the Department of Redundancy Department, which was founded by Lord Redund, the lord who founded the Department of Redundancy Department, which is the department founded by Lord Redund.
As the first minister of the Department, His Ministership Minister Lord Redund went on to publish the basic guidelines that provided the basic guidlines that guided the "art" of redundancy, or "discipline" of redundancy, as some of the neo-classic redundancy theory thinkers label the act of redundancy. The success of the Department of Redundancy Department's success was hugely successful in its success, and its global influence in the political structure of nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries across the globe remains a global feat of magnanimous proportions, globally, across the face of earth, which is also called Gaia, Tellus or Terra as some prefer and like to call it, which is our planet that we inhabit, populate, occupy and live in and upon.
In Spain, Minister Martin Martinez Martinez, minister of "El Departamento de Redundancia Departamento Ministry" minister has been nominated for a Nobel Redundancy Prize award for innovative inventions, contrivances, brainchilds, devices and creations in studying the scientific study of redundancy science. Other nations, countries, lands, kingdoms, republics, nations, sovereign states and countries with Departments of Redundancy Departments include, among many, many others of varied variety: Poland, Portugal, Canada, Disneyland, Poland, Tonga, Russia, Portugal, The Banana Republic, Poland, Canada and Poland, among many, many others of varied variety.
Results, Impact, and Effect
Further developments, following those already mentioned, include, among others, though not limited to, the following (may include some not mentioned here, which might be mentioned elsewhere, but not here):
Sir Isaac Newton's 1725 Redundancy Law of Redundancy was postulated in the early eighteenth century by Sir Isaac Newton. In his observations, he observed that any quantity of redundancy is accompanied by an equal and equivalent proportion of redundancy.
Albert Einstein later formulated and devised his 1944 Theory of Redundancy Theory in 1944. In it, he, that is to say Albert Einstein, states and postulates using the following words:
- 1. Redundancy is the quality or condition of being redundant, and this is redundancy.
- 1. Any redundancy observed by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers, moving relatively to one another, is also seen by two observers, bystanders, spectators, beholders, onlookers or watchers in motion as well.
Redundancy, or repetetiveness, is often used today, at this date, to prove the nonexistance of God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., as well as that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist. The redundancy theory of God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) absence follows the words "the words". If God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., existed, or God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., was proved to be in the world, then He would still be creating it to this date and today, he would still be creating it (see Formula of Infinite Redundancy). Therefore, God's (Yaweh's, Allah's, etc.) nonexistance is proven, as well as his complete absence from the world and that God, Yaweh, Allah, etc., does not exist.
Recent applications seen not too long ago of redundancy in advertising and product marketing have included the recent slogan for a popular insecticide bug killer ("Raid: Kills Bugs Dead.") and a jingle for fast food meal business entrepreneurship McDonald's ("Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please.") [However, the Gidnal Institute for Redundancy Verification (a thoroughly, entirely, and wholefully ficticious and imaginary entity) has verified and confirmed that it, in itself, does not exist, and therefore cannot comment on the contributory effect of redundancy to the success and positive results of these ad campaigns, which it cannot comment on.]
John J. Johnson Jr. II, presently the current president of the Society for Redundancy Society, has proposed that "Redundancy is an art, capable of being captured only by the minds of those with minds capable of capturing the art of redundancy."
Clearly, redundancy will obviously be forever with us, for a very very long time. As Oscar Wilde put it best,
Oscar Wilde cited on redundancy in a quote:
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
~ An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde on his views on Redundancy in a quote
See also
- Redundancy (the use of superfluous text, speech, or items, repetitive text, speech, or items, that is more than what is required or is superfluous, repetitive, or more than required).
- Redundant
- The state of being redundant and repeating; that is, being repetitive, otherwise known as redundancy, which it is also called.
Also see also
- Lawyer
- Lawyers
- Attorney
- Esquire
- Legal counsel
- Advocate
- Barrister and Solicitor
- Anton Bruckner
- Politician
- Philip Glass Glass Glass Glass, Philip, Philip, Glass, Glass...
Also see also as well
Also see also as well additionally