User:CoolKidz9001/Lalaloopsy
Oh yeah, Lalaloopsy is a group of dolls that are kitten huffers and they cum everywhere! WOOHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!! They are also known for hitting themselves on the head with a baseball bat seven or eight times, but sometimes they do it 9 or 10 times. They are also dumb idiotic castaways that lost their way on a fucking island. And the only thing they really do is flash their tits and cum everywhere in a crudely animated shit style If you see one please huff a kitten and then pour BOILING hot water down your pants after hitting yourself on the head with a baseball bat 7 or 8 times, but sometimes you do it 9 or 10 times. They are also known for cumming alot.
History[edit | edit source]
Lalaloopsy was created when The Backyardigans were imprisoned at The Wall for being a complete asshole to society among other bullshit crimes. They decided to create a doll line for the whole MOTHERFUCKING world to see. and lalaloopsy WAS BORN FROM HELL!! And after seeing that pablo said the n word. That’s clearly gay as horseshit.
Pablo then decided that just dolls was very liggbitt, so he created a Nintendo DS game! Which was so shitty that even the The Angry Video Game Nerd doesn't want to review that bullshit! Then they ALSO made a TV series, which was UtTeR bUlLsHiT!!! In other words it was a shitload of FUCK!
Popularity[edit | edit source]
The series started gaining in popularity. Sadly the growth was slow as fuck! So he came out with a fucking movie, it was worse than CrazyBus and Cars 2 combined! But people watched that shit for some reason. And The Backyardigans started gaining some serious MONEY. By 2013 they had enough money to get out of The Wall and get a boat to leave the shitty island they were on. And then buy a house, car, which the trio previously had no house and no car! They even got the international super spy job that they were dreaming of getting because of the MASSIVE success of Lalaloopsy! WOOHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
Decline in popularity[edit | edit source]
Sadly, like every popular fucking bullshit, stuff dies out. Lalaloopsy is no exception. The Backyardigans were realising that Lalaloopsy wasn't earning them as much money as before. They released some more movies and new dolls to keep it thriving. The super spy job was giving them as much money as what lalaloopsy once made them. Eventually they had to pull the plug on the TV series and ended it in 2015. To the disappointment of 5 billion dumbasses! They stopped making as much dolls, and the last movie they made was called Lalaloopsy: Band Together! Which was a 45 minute piece of horseshit. Even Uniqua and Tyrone would rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in their ears. The crowds HATED it and The Backyardigans were forced to move on from the show. Or DID they?
Revival[edit | edit source]
Pablo decided to revive lalaloopsy. Now calling it We’re Lalaloopsy. It didn’t last very fucking long. And they cummed causing the show to end. WOOHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
The revival started when Pablo was eating a Sandvich while fapping his DICK to Porn. Then booted up his PS4 while playing a very violent game with killing, bloodbaths and TITS!!!??? Uniqua decided to bring back lalaloopsy and worked.
Wiki[edit | edit source]
Lalaloopsy actually has a wiki! But it’s not as funny as ours. What a fucking shame…
However a guy known as TheVeryStrangeOne45 actually vandalized it with porn and cum making it really funny. But he sadly got BANNED. FOR. LIFE!! He could appeal it but he is globally banned. Oh wait, he’s disabled now.
Learning to FUCKING LOVE Kitten Huffing[edit | edit source]
The cumming idiots decided to head out and have sex with someone, then the dumbfucks had sex with a fucking cat. Calling it a Shitload of Fuck! They then flashed their fucking tits and made a FUCKING CUM SHOWER!!! They now have the key to kitten huffing and making cum showers whenever the fuck those dipshits want to do that bullshit.
They are now fucking dead[edit | edit source]
Hail satan. Lalaloopsy had ran it’s dick course while playing Team Fortress 2 and watching Dick Tracy, they had cummed 50315157993863474 times in their life and you can pay them to have sex with you while masturbating to Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties. They soon died peacefully of starvation of Sandviches.
ANOTHER Revival???[edit | edit source]
Yep, those cumming motherfuckers got revived by a heavy eating a sandvich! He cummed so hard that Jewel Sparkles and Peanut Big Top got revived by his dick. They then cummed on the rest of them causing all of the other lalaloopsies got FUCKING REVIVED!!! They then took over Germany with cum and piss. Then they played Team Fortress 2 for the first time in 1 MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT YEAR!! WOOHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!!
Imprisonment[edit | edit source]
Well the Lalaloopsy gang cummed and flashed their boobs at Superman and then they got sent to The Wall and now have a cum button that ejects "fake" cum from the vagina and then sum bullshit happens. Ok now those cumming faggots need to do sum quik niga meths to get owt of The Wall without Henry's penis noticing cum on the floor