User:Col.swordman/legacy

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Colonel "Raven" Swordman
-- The personification of arrogance and evil
Conquests | Marks of Destruction | Schemes of Shadow | War Zone | Send A Death Threat
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¡Infierno de un diablo!

Colonel "Raven" Swordman (usu. Colonel Swordman) currently studies at an Australia-based University as a BSc honours student. He became a (non-noteworthy, evil) member of Uncyclopeida.org in late 2005 when he realised that the wiki existed.

He related, "I was doing a Google search on a serious subject last year and all of the sudden I noticed there was something wrong in one of those results.

'Hmmm, ooook... What? Wait a minute...' "

Sowrdman is also known to be a creepy Asian, a sympathiser of evil terrorists and a co-ordinator of a blasphemous clan page that contains no "humor".

Conquests[edit | edit source]

My landmark 10,000th point for Stanford's Folding@Home project.

Here are some lists of things contributed by Col.swordman:

Full-length articles
Title Original/rewritten Details
"Cavalry" original - 1924, 31.12.2005 entire article
"Hong Kong" rewritten - 0023, 11.05.2006 article and template
"How to sign up online for a non-existent gift" original - 1909, 23.05.2006 article and pictures
"Intellectual property" rewritten - 0113, 05.06.2006 article
"iRaq Pocket PC, the" rewritten - 0155, 22.05.2006 merged 2 old articles, expanded content
"Islam" rewritten - 2129, 16.08.2006 article and pictures
"M16" rewritten - 2057, 24.05.2006 article and picture
"Newspeak" rewritten - 0246, 08.07.2006 article
"Pentium 4" original - 2241, 12.07.2006 article
"Veronicas, the" original - 1441, 04.05.2006 article and picture
"WorkChoices" original - 0306, 08.12.2006 article and pictures


Templates/userboxes
Title Original/rebuilt Details
"a'Straiya" original - 2205, 07.12.2005 amalgamation of two old tables
"Baghdad Bob sponsored" original - 0302, 15.05.2006 template
"Bullet" original - 0037, 06.05.2006 category and userbox
"How to sign up online for a non-existent gift" original - 1909, 23.05.2006 article and pictures
"Orwell's World of Superpowers" original - 0014, 11.05.2006 template
"User Asian" original - 2336, 04.05.2006 userbox


Technological breakthroughs
Title Original/rebuilt Details
"The Hate Page Generator v1.0" original - 0434, 30.09.2006 template

Marks of Destruction[edit | edit source]

Babes (hot and not)[edit | edit source]

Picture Descriptions Picture Descriptions
THE AD - 100% made in Australia, by a foreigner
THE AD - 100% made in Australia, by a foreigner (me of course)
Poking fun at The Veronicas / Archie cross-over
Poking fun at The Veronicas / Archie cross-over

Politics-related[edit | edit source]

Picture Descriptions Picture Descriptions
Protected by law
Protected by law
Not protected by law
Not protected by law
Chiecf Executive Tung, President Bush and a chimp Chiecf Executive Tung, President Bush and a chimp
The sacred flag of HK-SAR
The sacred flag of HK-SAR
SARS
SARS
Evil John Howard
Evil John Howard
SARS
Johnny the Cyberman

Numbers and figures[edit | edit source]

Picture Descriptions Picture Descriptions
A made-up version of Australia's demographic pattern
A made-up version of Australia's demographic pattern
An updated version of the made-up version of Australia's demographics
An updated version of the made-up version of Australia's demographics

Commercial Products[edit | edit source]

Picture Descriptions Picture Descriptions
Ribena Premium Bleach
Ribena Premium Bleach, for the emo in every one of us
Intel inside, idiot outside
Intel inside, idiot outside

Rock Bands[edit | edit source]

Picture Descriptions Picture Descriptions
Cliff Williams (AC/DC)
Cliff Williams (AC/DC) (Featured image - 12/08/2006)
"The Gimp" - tribute of "Cliff Williams' Bass Guitar" by Severian
"The Gimp" - tribute of "Cliff Williams" by Severian

Schemes of Shadow[edit | edit source]

See also: Colonel Swordman's Uncyclopedia work log


Colonel Swordman's to-do list:

Title Descriptions

Send A Death Threat[edit | edit source]

E-mail: Col_Swordman@yahoo.com.au

Note:

  • Do not send any email to Colonel Swordman as regards friend-making, dating, etc.
  • Do not send any email to Colonel Swordman as regards commercial offers, bargains and the like.
  • Do not send anthing that has been circulating on the internet to Colonel Swordman.


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This user is a Mad Scientist.
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This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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Counter-Strike retail box This user is an Asian, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing Counter-Strike 24/7. id2
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This user is a Marree Man. Drongos just became an endangered species.
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