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Colonel "Raven" Swordman
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Colonel "Raven" Swordman (usu. Colonel Swordman) currently studies at an Australia-based University as a BSc honours student. He became a (non-noteworthy, evil) member of Uncyclopeida.org in late 2005 when he realised that the wiki existed.
He related, "I was doing a Google search on a serious subject last year and all of the sudden I noticed there was something wrong in one of those results.
'Hmmm, ooook... What? Wait a minute...' "
Sowrdman is also known to be a creepy Asian, a sympathiser of evil terrorists and a co-ordinator of a blasphemous clan page that contains no "humor".
Conquests[edit | edit source]
Here are some lists of things contributed by Col.swordman:
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| Title | Original/rewritten | Details |
| "Cavalry" | original - 1924, 31.12.2005 | entire article |
| "Hong Kong" | rewritten - 0023, 11.05.2006 | article and template |
| "How to sign up online for a non-existent gift" | original - 1909, 23.05.2006 | article and pictures |
| "Intellectual property" | rewritten - 0113, 05.06.2006 | article |
| "iRaq Pocket PC, the" | rewritten - 0155, 22.05.2006 | merged 2 old articles, expanded content |
| "Islam" | rewritten - 2129, 16.08.2006 | article and pictures |
| "M16" | rewritten - 2057, 24.05.2006 | article and picture |
| "Newspeak" | rewritten - 0246, 08.07.2006 | article |
| "Pentium 4" | original - 2241, 12.07.2006 | article |
| "Veronicas, the" | original - 1441, 04.05.2006 | article and picture |
| "WorkChoices" | original - 0306, 08.12.2006 | article and pictures |
| Templates/userboxes | ||
| Title | Original/rebuilt | Details |
| "a'Straiya" | original - 2205, 07.12.2005 | amalgamation of two old tables |
| "Baghdad Bob sponsored" | original - 0302, 15.05.2006 | template |
| "Bullet" | original - 0037, 06.05.2006 | category and userbox |
| "How to sign up online for a non-existent gift" | original - 1909, 23.05.2006 | article and pictures |
| "Orwell's World of Superpowers" | original - 0014, 11.05.2006 | template |
| "User Asian" | original - 2336, 04.05.2006 | userbox |
| Technological breakthroughs | ||
| Title | Original/rebuilt | Details |
| "The Hate Page Generator v1.0" | original - 0434, 30.09.2006 | template |
Marks of Destruction[edit | edit source]
Babes (hot and not)[edit | edit source]
| Picture | Descriptions | Picture | Descriptions |
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THE AD - 100% made in Australia, by a foreigner (me of course) |  |
Poking fun at The Veronicas / Archie cross-over |
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| Picture | Descriptions | Picture | Descriptions |
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Protected by law |  |
Not protected by law |
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Chiecf Executive Tung, President Bush and a chimp |  |
The sacred flag of HK-SAR |
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SARS |  |
Evil John Howard |
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Johnny the Cyberman |
Numbers and figures[edit | edit source]
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A made-up version of Australia's demographic pattern |  |
An updated version of the made-up version of Australia's demographics |
Commercial Products[edit | edit source]
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Ribena Premium Bleach, for the emo in every one of us |  |
Intel inside, idiot outside |
Rock Bands[edit | edit source]
| Picture | Descriptions | Picture | Descriptions |
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Cliff Williams (AC/DC) (Featured image - 12/08/2006) |  |
"The Gimp" - tribute of "Cliff Williams" by Severian |
Schemes of Shadow[edit | edit source]
- See also: Colonel Swordman's Uncyclopedia work log
Colonel Swordman's to-do list:
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Send A Death Threat[edit | edit source]
E-mail: Col_Swordman@yahoo.com.au
Note:
- Do not send any email to Colonel Swordman as regards friend-making, dating, etc.
- Do not send any email to Colonel Swordman as regards commercial offers, bargains and the like.
- Do not send anthing that has been circulating on the internet to Colonel Swordman.
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