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Colonel "Raven" Swordman
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Colonel "Raven" Swordman (usu. Colonel Swordman) currently studies at an Australia-based University as a BSc honours student. He became a (non-noteworthy, evil) member of Uncyclopeida.org in late 2005 when he realised that the wiki existed.
He related, "I was doing a Google search on a serious subject last year and all of the sudden I noticed there was something wrong in one of those results.
'Hmmm, ooook... What? Wait a minute...' "
Sowrdman is also known to be a creepy Asian, a sympathiser of evil terrorists and a co-ordinator of a blasphemous clan page that contains no "humor".
My landmark 10,000th point for Stanford's Folding@Home project.
Here are some lists of things contributed by Col.swordman:
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| "Cavalry"
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original - 1924, 31.12.2005
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entire article
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| "Hong Kong"
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rewritten - 0023, 11.05.2006
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article and template
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| "How to sign up online for a non-existent gift"
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original - 1909, 23.05.2006
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article and pictures
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| "Intellectual property"
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rewritten - 0113, 05.06.2006
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article
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| "iRaq Pocket PC, the"
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rewritten - 0155, 22.05.2006
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merged 2 old articles, expanded content
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| "Islam"
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rewritten - 2129, 16.08.2006
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article and pictures
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| "M16"
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rewritten - 2057, 24.05.2006
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article and picture
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| "Newspeak"
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rewritten - 0246, 08.07.2006
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article
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| "Pentium 4"
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original - 2241, 12.07.2006
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article
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| "Veronicas, the"
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original - 1441, 04.05.2006
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article and picture
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| "WorkChoices"
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original - 0306, 08.12.2006
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article and pictures
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THE AD - 100% made in Australia, by a foreigner (me of course)
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Poking fun at The Veronicas / Archie cross-over
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Protected by law
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Not protected by law
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Chiecf Executive Tung, President Bush and a chimp
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The sacred flag of HK-SAR
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SARS
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Evil John Howard
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Johnny the Cyberman
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A made-up version of Australia's demographic pattern
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An updated version of the made-up version of Australia's demographics
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Ribena Premium Bleach, for the emo in every one of us
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Intel inside, idiot outside
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Cliff Williams (AC/DC) (Featured image - 12/08/2006)
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"The Gimp" - tribute of "Cliff Williams" by Severian
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- See also: Colonel Swordman's Uncyclopedia work log
Colonel Swordman's to-do list:
E-mail: Col_Swordman@yahoo.com.au
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This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode. |
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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass. |
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This user is an Asian, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing Ragnarok 24/7.
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This user is a Marree Man
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This person created an image which became one of the
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