User:Catmaxy/Shorecrest High School

Shorecrest High School is a school in the Shoreline School District located in Washington, created completely for the purpose of getting everyone high or drunk. It is themed off the Scottish tradition of getting high or drunk, ripping your clothes off and charging into battle(especially with the British).

[[Image:Otis.gif|thumb|The mascot of Shorecrest, I don't believe any further explanation is required, just run now!]]

Main Policies

The 1st and foremost policy of Shorecrest is that anyone caught sober will be sent to the Bobby Ford Clinic, which is basically the antichrist of the Betty Ford Center, for immediate intoxication. Another of the schools minor purposes is getting every teen female pregnant and creating p0rn. When not busy fulfilling there greatest desires(i.e. having sex with minors) the administrative staff entertain themselves by hunting endangered species which they then use to buy more drugs and [alcohol]. in reality everyone knows that the teachers are either aliens, communists, or Canadians(the horror!!).

History

The practices of this establishment are somehow unknown of by the administrative part of the district and so passes safely under the radar where others have failed. It is rumored that the founders traveled all the way from Canadia just so that they could fulfill all their twisted desires in the land of Freedom. It is also possible that in the 20th century it was founded by the City of Shoreline,WA as a place to educate their young. Keep in mind that these are both theories and both have yet to be confirmed or denied although strong evidence has been produced for the former.

See Also

• Scotland
• Scottish
• Drugs
• Kitten Huffing
• Sex
• Uncyclopedia:Vanity Policies that I'm not violating