User:BigBirdOwnz

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PIECE OF CRAP WARNING!

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.: WARNING :.

"BigBirdOwnz" is considered to be a sacred word by the followers of the Pastafarian faith. In order to prevent 'Ramen' being used until the sushi shops are closed down for heresy, please do not speak it in front of them.

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“ In the beginning, Satan created T.V, and saw that it was bad. Then, he said, “Let there be T.V shows.” And it was so. Then, he created a Bird. Not just any bird, BIGBIRD. And BIGBIRDOWNZ!”

~ God on on BigBirdOwnz

“ We made so much fun of Sesame Street. That’s what killed Snuffleupagus, and made Big Bird snap. Now, we face the consequences!”

~ Doomsayer on BigBirdOwnz

“First, they kill Elmo. Then, they kill Cookie Monster. You all… are going to get raped.”

~ Chuck Norris telling his prophecy of BigBird making war on the world.

“In Soviet Russia, BigBirdOwnz YOU!!”

~ Russia on Fightng BigBirdOwnz

Sup now, Motha F***-as?

“My precioussssss... ”

~ your mom on Faramir

“Ooh!”

~ Joe the Plumber on Seeing this users page for the first time

“This is a character from Sesame Street.”

~ Captain Obvious

“Big Bird OHEMGEEEE TAT WUZ MAI FAV CHARCTUR ON SESSYSTWEET:DDDDLUL!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1111!”

~ Who the hell knows.

BigBirdOwnz
Personal info
Nationality	Sesame Street Vanguard
Date of birth	1\1\1
Place of birth	ur mums vagina
Date of death	Immortal… 8
Place of death	n/a
First Lady	…
Political career
Order	44th President
Vice President	n/a
Prime Minister	n/a
Term of office	911–still going
Preceded by	Unknown
Succeeded by	Dictator
Political party	Communism
Penis nickname	n/a

Maddening Beginnings

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"-Oh, what a child... what a sweet little child... lets put him in a plastic bag and dump him on the street."

Quotes From Me

“Darwin can just go piss on a tree.”

~ BigBirdOwnz on Darwin

“Stop using my page for your lewd urges!”

~ BigBirdOwnz on Perverts

“You piece of ****, I'm coming to get you!”

~ BigBirdOwnz on You

“Your mom?”

~ BigBirdOwnz on mom

“God doesn't believe in Atheists, so Atheists don't exist.”

~ BigBirdOwnz on Atheists

“Quit it with leaving your bras all over my lawn!”

~ BigBirdOwnz on Girls in general

“One Half of me wants to strangle you, and the other want's to run you over with a truck.”

~ BigBirdOwnz on Oscar Wilde

This User Supports

This user is a fan of this moment and encourages this behavior.

this user wants you to TASTE HAROLD'S MARSHMALLOW FURY!!!!

This user loves irony.