User:BigBirdOwnz

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“ In the beginning, Satan created T.V, and saw that it was bad. Then, he said, “Let there be T.V shows.” And it was so. Then, he created a Bird. Not just any bird, BIGBIRD. And BIGBIRDOWNZ!”

~ God on on BigBirdOwnz

“ We made so much fun of Sesame Street. That’s what killed Snuffleupagus, and made Big Bird snap. Now, we face the consequences!”

~ Doomsayer on BigBirdOwnz

“First, they kill Elmo. Then, they kill Cookie Monster. You all… are going to get raped.”

~ Chuck Norris telling his prophecy of BigBird making war on the world.

“In Soviet Russia, BigBirdOwnz YOU!!”

~ Russia on Fightng BigBirdOwnz

Sup now, Motha F***-as?

“My precioussssss... ”

~ your mom on Faramir

“Ooh!”

~ Joe the Plumber on Seeing this users page for the first time

“This is a character from Sesame Street.”

~ Captain Obvious

“Big Bird OHEMGEEEE TAT WUZ MAI FAV CHARCTUR ON SESSYSTWEET:DDDDLUL!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1111!”

~ Who the hell knows.

BigBirdOwnz
Personal info
Nationality	Sesame Street Vanguard
Date of birth	1\1\1
Place of birth	ur mums vagina
Date of death	Immortal… 8
Place of death	n/a
First Lady	…
Political career
Order	44th President
Vice President	n/a
Prime Minister	n/a
Term of office	911–still going
Preceded by	Unknown
Succeeded by	Dictator
Political party	Communism
Penis nickname	n/a

Maddening Beginnings

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"-Oh, what a child... what a sweet little child... lets put him in a plastic bag and dump him on the street."

Quotes From Me

“Darwin can just go piss on a tree.”

~ BigBirdOwnz on Darwin

“Stop using my page for your lewd urges!”

~ BigBirdOwnz on Perverts

“You piece of ****, I'm coming to get you!”

~ BigBirdOwnz on You

“Your mom?”

~ BigBirdOwnz on mom

“God doesn't believe in Atheists, so Atheists don't exist.”

~ BigBirdOwnz on Atheists

“Quit it with leaving your bras all over my lawn!”

~ BigBirdOwnz on Girls in general

“One Half of me wants to strangle you, and the other want's to run you over with a truck.”

~ BigBirdOwnz on Oscar Wilde

This User Supports

This user is a fan of this moment and encourages this behavior.

this user wants you to TASTE HAROLD'S MARSHMALLOW FURY!!!!

This user loves irony.