User:BigBirdOwnz
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“ In the beginning, Satan created T.V, and saw that it was bad. Then, he said, “Let there be T.V shows.” And it was so. Then, he created a Bird. Not just any bird, BIGBIRD. And BIGBIRDOWNZ!”
– God on on BigBirdOwnz
“ We made so much fun of Sesame Street. That’s what killed Snuffleupagus, and made Big Bird snap. Now, we face the consequences!”
– Doomsayer on BigBirdOwnz
“First, they kill Elmo. Then, they kill Cookie Monster. You all… are going to get raped.”
– Chuck Norris telling his prophecy of BigBird making war on the world.
“In Soviet Russia, BigBirdOwnz YOU!!”
– Russia on Fightng BigBirdOwnz
“My precioussssss... ”
– your mom on Faramir
“Ooh!”
– Joe the Plumber on Seeing this users page for the first time
“This is a character from Sesame Street.”
“Big Bird OHEMGEEEE TAT WUZ MAI FAV CHARCTUR ON SESSYSTWEET:DDDDLUL!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1111!”
– Who the hell knows.
BigBirdOwnz | |
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| 44th President | |
| Preceded by | Unknown |
| Succeeded by | Dictator |
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| Nationality | Sesame Street Vanguard |
| Political party | Communism |
| Spouse | … |
Maddening Beginnings[edit | edit source]
"-Oh, what a child... what a sweet little child... lets put him in a plastic bag and dump him on the street."
Quotes From Me[edit | edit source]
End of Serious Zone: Prepare for jokes in bad taste. You have been warned.
“Darwin can just go piss on a tree.”
– BigBirdOwnz on Darwin
“Stop using my page for your lewd urges!”
– BigBirdOwnz on Perverts
“You piece of ****, I'm coming to get you!”
– BigBirdOwnz on You
“Your mom?”
– BigBirdOwnz on mom
“God doesn't believe in Atheists, so Atheists don't exist.”
– BigBirdOwnz on Atheists
“Quit it with leaving your bras all over my lawn!”
– BigBirdOwnz on Girls in general
“One Half of me wants to strangle you, and the other want's to run you over with a truck.”
– BigBirdOwnz on Oscar Wilde
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This user is a fan of this moment and encourages this behavior. |
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this user wants you to TASTE HAROLD'S MARSHMALLOW FURY!!!! |
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This user loves irony. |