User:Bad Motherfucker/templates

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Template:User Hendrix fan This user is Jimi Hendrix's number one fan.	Template:Uncyclopedia Marshal This user is an Uncyclopedia Marshal.	Template:User baseball This user loves to play baseball.
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Template:Bad Motherfucker Bad Motherfucker	Template:User miami marlins This user is a fan of the Miami Marlins	Template:User oakland a's This user is a fan of the Oakland A's. Pray for them.
Template:Big Kahuna Burger This user enjoys the Hawaiian burger joint, Big Kahuna Burger	Template:User royals fan This user is a fan of the Kansas City Royals	Template:User yankees fan This user is a fan of the New York Yankees
Template:User orioles fan This user is a fan of the Baltimore Orioles	Template:User mets fan This user is a fan of the New York Mets	Template:User rangers fan This user is a fan of the Texas Rangers
Template:User celtics fan This user is a fan of the Boston Celtics	Template:Are You Experienced? Are You Experienced?	Template:PFC This user is a Private First Class.
Template:User USAFA This user is a Field Artilleryman.	Template:User guitar This user plays the guitar.	Template:Charlie Don't Surf CHARLIE DON'T SURF!

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