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A secretly taken photo of RBC operations taken by an undercover agent from the CIA.

The Ringling Brothers Circus was the largest "circus", drug business, illegal weapons dealership, and sex trafficking ring to ever grace the Earth. The organization disguised itself as a circus to look innocent in the public eye, but had a much more sinister secret.

Origins and history[edit | edit source]

The Ringling Brothers were born in 1852 as four identical alcoholic quadruplets who lived in their mommy's basement. Mommy one day told them that if they did not get a job she would theologically abuse them. They didn't want to end up in some boring ass dead end job with a shitty wage so they decided to start a cocaine dealership. They racked up tons of cash, and soon started rising up in the business of drug dealing by manipulating and lying like Hillary and soon were the biggest dealer in their hometown of Autism Town.

The brothers realized that they could become so much more than mere drug dealers, so they decided to start a weapon smuggling operation. They started out small by taking in shipments of AK-47 automatic rifles from Mexico and selling them to organizations such as the Axis of Evil Doers and the globalist fucks. The later scaled up due to the massive profit they made and they soon were selling more small arms such as Remington M870 shotguns, MP5 submachine guns, and more. They later went bigger and started selling recreational nukes to the Chinese like Bill Clinton did.

Then they realized they could import more than just drugs and guns from Mexico so they decided to start human trafficking. They started illegally importing Mexican women with excessive facial hair for people to "play with".

Rise to power[edit | edit source]

A member of "Da Clownz".

The four Ringling Bros and Mother Ringling ultimately rose to become one of the largest crime families in the nation (but not quite as big as the notorious seven-membered Kennedy crime family). They called their group the "Ringling Brothers Circus" (aka "The Greatest Show on Earth") and disguised it as just another circus to hide their true intentions. They would lure unsuspecting victims into their circus tent, thinking they were going to see a circus when really they were ambushed by clowns with nurf guns and sex-trafficked to the highest bidder. The organization later started using fascist principles to keep people from exposing them or stopping their dastardly plans. They quickly militarized and formed a military branch known as "da Clownz". Da Clownz were the Ringling Brothers Circus special strike-force composed of killer clowns that attacked people who dare to disagreed with the ways of the circus or fought against the local status quo. This military branch protected the circus and scared outsiders with their scary make-up, and bribed many politicians to keep them from alerting the FBI to the existence of the Ringling Brothers's underground business.

Discovery and downfall[edit | edit source]

Donald Trump accidentally discovered the Ringling cartel due to the United States Space Force taking photos of the RBC headquarters from space. Trump was very very very very cross with them and got SSSSUUUUUUPPPPPEEEEEEERRRRRRRR mad over the insanity that was happening there. He didn't like the fact that they were illegally bringing people into the country without cutting him in on the lucrative racket, and so he built a massive wall around the RBC Headquarters and carpet-bombed the crap out of it; and thus was the end of the Ringling Brothers Circus.

Aftermath and Controversy[edit | edit source]

The existence of the crime gang was officially released to the public at large and sparked a great deal of feigned outrage. Soon people were barking for justice to avenge those who were wrongly entertained by the RBC. Surviving employees were tried at Nuremburg for war crimes, sex and drug trafficking, jaywalking, illegal possession of megaphones, and peeing on the electric fence. They were all hung in front of a live studio audience at one of Miley Cyrus's concerts.