User:Arctic Ant/Enuncyco vs Uncyclowikia

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Dinamo's shield
United's shield

Dinamo Enuncyco vs Uncyclowikia United is a classical football derby played in the city of Uncyclopedia. It is a classical derby played in Wembley Stadium, more classical than Man Utd vs Man City or Real vs Atletico.

History of the derby[edit | edit source]

Originally it existed only one association football club representing the city of Uncyclopedia. When it was the split, the original club FC Uncyclopedia was transfered at en.uncy.co, but some of the founders argued that the original club must be based in the historical seat on uncy.wikia. The club was divided into 2 new squads, each one claiming for the title of "Original Team"... and... It started a strong rivalry with their respective hooligans.

Hooligans[edit | edit source]

The most dangerous hool firms are the EAB (Enco Army Boys) for the Dinamo and the IWF (Inter Wikia Firm) for the United. Let's punch!

Enco Army Boys[edit | edit source]

EAB official anthem.[1]

We'll be huffing
We'll be blocking
We'll be banning down the web
When you hear the noise of a blocked/banned troll
We'll be blocking down the web

Inter Wikia Firm[edit | edit source]

IWF official anthem.[2]

You better READ before you WRITE,
Because we think in Black and White.
Write good satire or else retire,
Admins here are mighty and tough,
And at least one won't take any guff.
A pervert we will revert,
Trolls and vandals will be banned,
That's the way we run this land.
HUFFING TIME!

By the way, IWF motto is "Congrats, you've just been banned by the IWF admins!".[2]

Return match[edit | edit source]

  • Uncyclowikia vs Enuncyco

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