User:Allesiar

“Currently, I may be somewhere where I am not.”

~ User:Allesiar on his whereabouts.

“CURSE YOU NAIL BITERS! YOU SHALL FOREVER RUE THE DAY THAT YOU INCURRED THE WRATH OF KHAN!”

~ User:Allesiar on what was probably cocaine.

“My beard has the power to defy gravity! Holy crap, I need to shave...”

~ User:Allesiar on the importance of the electric razor.

“If birds wore shoes, they wouldn't be able to grip branches with their feet. Mass extinction would ensue.”

~ User:Allesiar on birds' feet becoming a problem.

“Brain-trusts never trust their brains enough.”

~ User:Allesiar on the futility of a group of "smart" people.

“Imma takin' the A train!!”

~ Exclaimed User:Allesiar, jumping around in the confines of his nice padded cell.

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Allesiar
User:Allesiar
Somewhere, Someplaceelse

(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: DON'T BE A DICK
Anthem: Still Alive
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Capital	Desu
Largest city	New York, Dubai Prvoince
Official languages	Engrish, Tubes
Government	None
National Hero(es)	GLaDOS
Declaration
Currency	Internets
Religion	Anti-Scientology