Unreal engine

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The Unreal engine, (also known as the Not real engine, Fortnite engine, or lazy game developer engine), is a tool that allows users to create custom levels to build a clone of the same identical video game that is released every year by Activision, EA, or U bi soft. It is known by all gamers and game developers as either the best piece of software ever created, or the spawn of Satan. It was created by Epic Games to develop the 1998 video game Unreal and eventually achieve total world domination.

History

The Unreal engine was created by the satanic cult of satanic game developers Epic Games, known for games such as Jazz Jackrabbit and The Secret Of Donkey Island (Yes, really). In 1997, they began developing a revolutionary game engine (even more revolutionarier than Quake) known as the Unreal engine for the game Unreal. Upon the engine's release as part of a commercial game in 1998 and eventual public availability to other game developers, no one really wanted anything to do with it because it looked like it didn't even exist (should've picked a better name, huh?).

Features

The latest version, Unreal engine 5, contains so many features that it is nearly 10x larger than its predecessor. This is perfectly justified because taking up over 10% of a modern upper-mid-range hard drive is fine if developers get extra presets to play with! These features include:

• Nanite, which is like a termite but it eats your banana instead of your wood. This is why most Unreal engine games do not have any bananas.
• Presets, and lots of them! This means game devs don't have to do any work, and all games are identical! This is good, right?
• The Data collection Analytics API, which allows developers to track any and every activity the player engages in
• Built-in Fortnite mode, which allows game devs to implement Fortnite in their game, after which they are promptly sued by Epic
• More presets
• Auto-lawsuit, which allows Epic Games to sue anyone using it
• Even more presets

These advanced features have made the Unreal engine one of the most highly praised game engines on the market.

Controversy

The Unreal engine has been involved in large amount of controversy, which no one cares about anyway.

Identical shovelware games

The Unreal engine has been known to be used in generic copy-paste shovelware games such as Call of Duty and 30% of Steam games. No one has ever acknowledged this though, so nobody cares.

Pointless lawsuits

Epic Games has sued people over the Unreal engine numerous times, for reasons such as

• Taking more than 5% of their revenue
• Using Fortnite's name in vain
• Using the Unreal engine
• Mentioning the Unreal engine
• Not stealing their mom's credit card to buy V-Bucks

All of these lawsuits are perfectly justified and completely fair.