Uncyclopedia:Featured articles/July 16

The outhouse. Shy. Introverted. Alone in the world. No one to talk to. Major body odor problems. Not exactly the stand-up comic of the bathroom world.]]In the beginning, there was nothing. Eventually some random particles decided to get their act together and beings were created. Humans started to evolve and discovered that if they were going to get the whole intelligence thing down pat, the first thing they'd have to do is stop piddling on banana leaves and figure out a more polite way of doing their business. For centuries, there was much mucking about — sometimes literally — and experimenting with different ways of doing so. There were pots and holes and things used for collecting human waste, and then one genius decided to leave a bunch of outhouses alone for awhile and they started to breed. Through lots of accidents and reproduction, the modern bathroom was born.

With this new stage in evolution came a higher form of bathroom. Instead of consisting of a sole, lonely toilet, modern bathrooms sport such things as showers, sinks, and bathtubs — practically an entire community. Their dreary jobs and monotonous existence have led to a new sort of social phenomenon, namely, that of bathroom humor. (Full article...)