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|Funding for 2020: 133.3% complete|
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|2019-11-16||Account created (original account disabled)|
|2019-11-18||Uncyclomedia||Cameron Robinson||$20.00||$91.04||I just want everyone to have a good time.|
|2019-11-20||Uncyclomedia||Pcgamermofo||$30.00||$119.87||might as well be throwing it away but whatever|
|2019-12-08||Uncyclomedia||Sannse||$127.00||$256.28||Making up for lost money.|
|2020-04-04||Uncyclomedia||Marquii||$49.13||$305.41||From marquii of Inciclopedia with love <3|
|2020-05-30||Hosting Payment||Uncyclomedia||-$52.69||$367.38||"Suck it, Uncyclopedia"|
|2020-06-18||Uncyclomedia||Anonymous||+$110.00||$481.77||Part of my corona check for Uncyclopedia because I care|
|2020-06-29||Uncyclomedia||RAHB||+$96.80||$578.57||I got a big dick or some shit like that|
|2020-07-27||Uncyclomedia||Nicolassequeira||+$3.00||$350.22||H'lo Uncyclopedia - You see what happens when you use efficient systems? Enjoy these F A T S T A C K S|
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