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This story takes place in a faraway time.
The year is 2092. Humanity has now recovered from the ashes of the nuclear holocaust... Though some people survived. The Americans didn’t need to hide due to their masculinity; the Australians had seen it all, and the Antarcticans didn’t give a fuck about anything.
The year is 2092. Humanity has now recovered from the ashes of the nuclear holocaust... Though some people survived. The Americans didn’t need to hide due to their masculinity; the Australians had seen it all, and the Antarcticans didn’t give a fuck about anything.
Vancouver, 2092
Richard Richardson
Holllyy shit, Johnny, do you have ANY idea of where we’re going? We’re in the middle of nowhere!Johnny McAssBlaster
Dude, the last time I let you navigate us, you made us go to a strip club!Richard Richardson
Yeah, I know, but at least I could experience some magic for one time in my whole entire life!Johnny McAssBlaster
Uh, you didn’t know how to bang women at the time, so you kinda just… ejaculated on them.Richard Richardson
Hey, it’s not MY fault that I didn’t know how to make it big!Johnny McAssBlaster
Oh you littl-Gooner McWilly
Guys… there’s a 7-11 right there.Richard Richardson
Are we deadass?Johnny McAssBlaster
Are we deadeth asseth?Gooner McWilly
Are we deceased arse?Johnny McAssBlaster
Guys, shut the fuck up! We’ve been thirsty for a week now!Gooner McWilly
Yeah, WE gotta enter the 7/11!Richard and Johnny
NO, NO, NO!Richard Richardson
Do you remember what happened the last time you entered a 7/11? You gooned all over the place! Not even the clean-up crew could clean up your gooncave session!Gooner McWilly
My name is Gooner McWilly.Johnny McAssBlaster
THAT’S YOUR ACTUAL NAME???Gooner McWilly
Shut up! Your name is Johnny McAssBlaster, for crying out loud!Richard Richardson
THAT’S YOUR ACTUAL NAME??? NO! NO! NOOO!!! Fuck it, I’m entering the 7/11 without you guys. Die.Richard Richardson enters the 7/11 alone, flipping off the rest of the gang
Gooner McWilly
…I think I need a moment.Johnny McAssBlaster
No, no, don’t FUCKING GO TO THE BATHROOM!!! NO!!!(Door slams)
(several splat sounds can be heard)
Gooner McWilly
I’m baack!!!Johnny McAssBlaster
McWilly, what in god’s name were you doing in there?Gooner McWilly
War crimes.Richard Richardson
I-I just heard all of that, and this gang is fucking falling apart.VANCOUVER - 7/11
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