UnTunes:Millennial Turd

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Artist: Crocotta1


Genre: Rap

Explicit?:Yes


You’re a retarded millennial

You raise your prices on Etsy

I’m going to choke your boomer aunt betsy

You’re such a fucking נאַר

You don’t have the money to get a car


You’re in your 30s and from your parents you live down the hall

You don’t have a good resume you can’t get a job at all


You’re a disgusting coprophiliac. I think that’s just fucking whack.


That fat isn’t natural

You’re never gonna get a chick

You aren’t even Jewish and you got a cut dick


I’m the meme lord I’m danker

All you are is just a fucking wanker


I have an 8 inch pseudopenis

All you have is a crusty elbow weenis.