UnTunes:Gonna Die a Virgin

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Artist: Crocotta1

Genre: Rap

Explicit?: yes

Never gonna get it like a spayed dog

I’m such an idiot, my brain is filled with fog

I’m such a fucking pervert

More than that guy Herbert

When I get older I want to go to England, but still, I may never get a husband

I scare men, make them sick

This is why I’ll never get dick

Make fun of the cut guy, call him leathertip

One foot on the stool and one hand on my hip tryna look cool but lookin like a fool

I’m such a retard I can’t go to college yet so I’m going to transitional school

My fursona is watching porn stroking her pseudo-penis And here’s me irl, I fell and hurt my weenis.