UnNews talk:The woman you are fucking passed away forty minutes ago

Dude.

Two days earlier. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 07:39, December 13, 2009 (UTC)

Good eye. This was supposed to be my article for ATDB, but I never got around to actually writing it. pillow talk 07:42, December 13, 2009 (UTC)

I'm sure there's some lesson we should be learning from this. No idea what, though. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 07:43, December 13, 2009 (UTC)

I'm guessing it's something along the lines of "The procrastinating bird gets to be the first one to put his article in mainspace." Also, I don't even have to eat a worm. pillow talk 07:45, December 13, 2009 (UTC)

We did attempt to reach you for comment, but you failed to answer your phone at the time this story went to press, possibly because you were busy pumping a recently-deceased woman full of cock. I actually lost it while I was drinking soda thanks to that line. Nice. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 08:00, December 13, 2009 (UTC)

There's coffee dripping out of my nose now. Funniest thing I've read in weeks. My sinuses hurt, yet I am glad. Myocardialinfarction 19:54, December 13, 2009 (UTC)

Hmm... i thought Uncyclopedia was anti-sexist?...