UnNews talk:Local man masturbated to Anderson Cooper as "God Save The Queen" roared in the background

This UnNews is notable in that I break my own rule entitled Reference at least 20 different news stories by simply only referencing the Royal Wedding, the tornadoes that killed almost 300 people in the southern United States, the forgotten issue of the migrant farm workers, the massacres in the Middle East and north Africa, the attempt by many anti-monarchy groups in the UK to get "God Save The Queen" by the Sex Pistols to be no.1 on the U.K. singles chart, and the potential of a deadly earthquake in California like the ones that have occurred in Japan recently. That's only six. Sorry for disappointing everyone. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:56, April 29, 2011 (UTC)