UnNews talk:Bad drivers to display warning flags

HaHa. Great concept, and idea. ... What about scarfs hung out of windows? Do they mean something slightly different? ...and what is the meaning of those fish symbols on the back of cars? Do they indicate people who only drive on Sundays? Is there a link between these people and those who hang dangle things from inside their cars? How do these, and other factors indicate other likely driving behaviour? JFC 15:52. Jun 9

I feel there is more to do on this but have been dangerously uninspired of late. I asked for some ideas on IRC and only RAHB was able to provide me with a few measley suggestions. Clearly it is you I should have come to. Feel free to add stuff to your hearts desire. - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 15:56, 9 June 2014 (UTC)

I always come to RAHB myself, but I guess that's an entirely unrelated matter. I'm British, so I guess this makes more sense to me than it does to RAHB, who is probably just busy with his penis. I would be if I had RAHB's penis. I think this page is kinda close to VFH quality, but just needs a little nudge. Unlike RAHB's penis. JFC 16:02. Jun 9

I think my last article was much better and I considered adding it to VFH but then I felt that would be a bit self indulgent and it wasn't that good (better than this tho). I will attempt to nudge this article should I think of anything good/ funny. Re: RAHB's penis. Yes, it is truly lovely. Almost as lovely as his beard which he is also often busy with. - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 16:16, 9 June 2014 (UTC)

By "last article" do you mean UnNews:The football is over? I found it by looking through your contribution history. That's how I knew to edit it. ... But most people will no look in your contribution history, but will just look at your user page. Why don't you put something on your user page about the articles you have created. Just put a link there at least, so people can find it and edit your stuff if they want to. It's only a recommendation, tis up to you... Oh, something I would say generally from reading some of your stuff... You need to remember that you are writing for a wider audience than just the UK. It's OK to write about UK related stuff, and even in a way that's only really funny to people from the UK, but... Try to make it as widely accessible as you can. The skill is being able to write something which is funny to select group, but meanwhile also satisfy the masses. Which I think you did rather well with The football is over, so I nominated it at VFH. As you probably know ;) (wink) those in the know don't vote for themselves, they wait a bit *edit:too late*... Let others vote, and then vote for themselves later on when the votes start to dry up, and they actually really need the vote at that time. ;) ... Dude, I have no idea if you joined Uncyc for the first time in February 2014, but if so you sure learnt to write in a nice "Uncyclopedic" style quickly. I hope you write some more. Anyway, I made a few edits to The football is over, which you may think suck or not, if they do, suck them out... JFC 17:09. Jun 9

Yes that is what I mean by my last article. I'm not particularly au fait with coding etc and not massively proud of any of my articles hence why I haven't posted them on my page. I did a Unnews about US troops apprehending the sea, that's fairly universal but yeah my news tends to be UK centric but that's because that's the stupid shit I have to listen to all day. I joined the other site in January 2014 and it took me about a month to find out this is where I was supposed to be.

Thanks for the VFH btw. Will I ever live down the terrible faux pas I have made by voting for myself? Only time will tell. - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 19:57, 9 June 2014 (UTC)

Yea... The whole re the other site is kinda messed up right now... RE "your" articles, it's not so much if you are proud of them or not. The fact is that actually they are not your articles. They "belong" to Uncyclopedia. That's all of us! Although you can claim "feature credit" for an article if you are the main person who gets it featured ;) Which you will get if "football is over" is FA. But... The reason people (not just me) want to know which articles you are interested in, or have created is so that we can edit them also. If we don't know what you are editing or have edited recently, we can't.  :) JFC 20:38. Jun 9

OK...

I made some changes... I also recommend also changing the article name to something other than "handicapped". Handicapped implies physically disabled people, whereas in this case I think we are taking the piss out of stupid people. Maybe change the article name to "UnNews:Terrible drivers to display warning flags" or something similar? It's up to you, but I think it would work better. Maybe you can think of a better name if you can get what I'm talking about. You can change the page name yourself (you use the Move tab)if you want, or I can do it for you if you don't know how. Or, if you really like the name as it is you can leave things as they are. Up to you. :) JFC 23:15. Jun 9

I agree on the title, essentially I was running out of ways to imply being a football fan is a mental disability. I think "UnNews:Bad drivers to display warning flags" works as well as anything. I have no idea how to change it, well a vague idea but I'd surely fuck it up somehow. - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 08:21, 10 June 2014 (UTC)