UnNews:We've been spelling Joe Biden's name wrong for 12 years

Saturday, May 25, 2019

Biden his time by eating ice cream.

WASHINGTON -- For the last 12 years or so, America has been misspelling the name of former Vice President Joe Biden. A Saturday tweet by Donald Trump finally set the record straight:

	Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
North Korea fired off some small weapons, which disturbed some of my people, and others, but not me. I have confidence that Chairman Kim will keep his promise to me, & also smiled when he called Swampman Joe Bidan a low IQ individual, & worse. Perhaps that’s sending me a signal?
3:29 PM - 25 May 2019
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Nevermind that this tweet, much like others by Trump. makes unpresidentally absolutely no sense. If it does one thing right, it finally, lets the world know how to properly spell Joe Bidan's name. We at UnNews would like to formally apologize to Mr. Bidan for 12 years of this horrible misspelling.

Now, let's get back to our regular lives, watching Muder, She Wrote while eating hamberders and drinking nice hot covfefe.

Sources

• Donald Trump "North Korea fired off some small weapons, which disturbed some of my people, and others, but not me. I have confidence that Chairman Kim will keep his promise to me, & also smiled when he called Swampman Joe Bidan a low IQ individual, & worse. Perhaps that’s sending me a signal?" Twitter, May 25, 2019