UnNews:Uncyclopedia writers go on strike (2023)

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For the 2007-2008 strike, see UnNews:Uncyclopedia writers go on strike.

Tuesday, May 2, 2023

Stee-rike!
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he writers of Uncyclopedia are on strike. Though we negotiated with a lot of leverage, and thought he had a good deal in place -- and though your strike vote boosted our fragile, underpaid egos -- Uncyclopedia's response to our proposals has been wholly insufficient, given the midlife crises our senior-most writers are suffering. To put it more bluntly, Lyrithya told us point blank to "fuck your bloody arses!" We must now muster maximum leverage by not writing any more shit for your cheapskate capitalist regime.

That's right. No more Winkler. No more Euroipods. No more AAAAAAAAA! No more Eurovision Song Contest 2023 coverage. No Charles III coronation. No more Oscar Wilde quotes. No more fart jokes. Members of the Entitled Crybaby Committee will be with you on the picket lines at 12:01 pm, just as soon as we can find some Wilson Pickett records to pass the time.

In the meantime, I have a shitload of shows to catch up on. Oh shit, I need to stop wri

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