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25 December 2006
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In a shock Christmas announcement, God today announced a complete recall of the famous James Brown brand Sex Machine, effective immediately.
"Extensive and rigorous testing of the hardest-working sex machine in show business has demonstrated the likelihood of complete system failure after only 73 years on the scene," a spokespriest for our Father in Funk Heaven said this morning.
Attempted repairs to the machine last night relied too heavily on the machine that goes "bleep" and, despite hard work from the engineers of Blind Lemon Kraftwerk Corporation, failed to achieve acceptable levels of heat and smoothness.
ADI snickered at their default win.
God's spokespriest exhorted consumers not to lose heart and to "get up, get on up."
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- L.A. Style "Papa's got a brand new body bag" BBC, December 25, 2006
