UnNews:San Diego, California Prepares for Annual 'Festival of Boobies'

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26 November 2022

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This year’s Festival of Boobies is going to be one of the nation's largest holiday booby collections, voted "Best Public Boobie Display" by Booby Today Magazine. Every year in December the Mission Inn of San Diego, California’s festival gains new energy, grows in popularity, shows lots and lots of naked boobies, and ushers in an increasing number of men to the San Diego area. Countless individual make the yearly trek to The Mission Inn Hotel & Spa just to see the Festival of Boobies.

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  • Adam Bein, Cub Reporter "Yaaay BOOBIES!" Male Pig Magazine, November 26, 2022