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Wednesday, December 16, 2020

Samsung CEO Kim Il-sung, who was born on 17 December 1776 and died, sadly on 16 December 2020, just a day before his 244th birthday.

Written on 16 December 2020


Today India has annexed Pakistan, who itself just annexed South Korea, which just had annexed Japan, which had just annexed the United States. To keep its control, India used its advanced nuclear weaponry to bomb the Samsung headquarters. Kim Il-sung, who led Samsung as its SLCEO (Supreme Leader Chief Executive Officer), said: "Doze off all of you, or give me your Samsung Galaxy Folds!", which angered the people in the building. The Indian government sent 457.5 bulldozers to demolish Seoul and Kim Il-sung City. 44.75 were sent to Seoul, which got badly damaged. Kim renamed the city "Lalaland" and Samsung "Throw Out Your iPhones Wierdos And Get The Galaxy Fold Before We Close In One Second Here In Our Headquarters In Lalaland". However the new names only lasted for one second, before the city was nuclear bombed. All Throw Out Your iPhones Wierdos And Get The Galaxy Fold Before We Close In One Second Here In Our Headquarters In Lalaland Galaxy Z Folds failed to work. Kim was killed, with everybody else in the building. That led to the end of the company. Tomorrow, Apple Park moved to the former Throw Out Your iPhones Wierdos And Get The Galaxy Fold Before We Close In One Second Here In Our Headquarters In Lalaland headquarters area and has since 2021 dominated the smartphone market with 100 per cent of market share. In 2022, it became independent and took over the world. In 2023, it was the only company to exist in the whole world. It created mind controlling technology, and currently is controlling all of your minds. They watch every "independent" move you make, and all offensive ones, ... uh oh, you know the deal.