UnNews:Same-sex Marriage Legalized in Barbie World

This is Donald Duck, reporting live from Barbie World, where same-sex marriage has been legalized. This is great news for the people previously shunned for their actions like Charlie. We interviewed two gay newly weds, respectively named Ken and Ken. "We are happy that we have finally been accepted. It was such a long time" Ken said. "Agreed" Ken said. Then they liplocked. This is homophobic Duck, signing off.