UnNews:Republican Presidential Candidate Eagle Calls Democrat Vice-Presidential Nominee Animal "Unhinged"
Sunday, October 27, 2024
Election 2024: Republican Presidential Candidate Sam Eagle speaks out.
“Over the last eight years Animal plays his drums in a more violent, more confused, more unstable, and more angry manner. You see it every day, Mr. Animal is becoming increasingly unhinged. That silly Muppet's nuttier than squirrel turds.” he said. "It's un-American!". Animal, Drummer for 'Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem' as Sam claims Animal "went berserk" at a rally in Kingman, Arizona.
The fundraiser in Kingman on Thursday, is the first of a series of get-out-the-vote events in key swing states. Sam was also joined by Musician Gonzo, Press Secretary Fozzie Bear, and Mr. Snuffleupagus, as well as other local celebrities.
On Friday in Honkeyville, Arizona Democrat Presidential candidate superstar Miss Piggy will lend her support to the campaign as she focuses on the future of infantcide rights of pregnant pigs.
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