UnNews:Princess starts school for suicide bunnies
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15 August 2007
“Everyone deserves education, suicidal bunnies too.”
OSLO, NORWAY Her majesty, the Norwegian princess Märtha Louise said last easter that she would love to start a new school for suicidal bunnies. This Saturday it will be opened, in Oslo. Due to her nickname "Binky The Princess" she don't wanna be interviewed, but she said to the Norwegian press that they were "Defatuta cunnuses" (Latin, in English: "Heavily fucked cunts". As there are totally six suicidal bunnies in Scandinavia, the school is already a big sucsess. Almost one bunny have been laid in coma to survive until the start of the school. The other ones is sick, and will probably never go to school. And, of course the school does have a name. "Ass Dart Communication". There will the suicidal bunnies learn the art of Ass Dart, and communicate with angels. The teachers on the school will be Märtha Louises husband Ari Behn Haim and her selves.
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- Ari Behn Haim ""Defatuta cunnus"" Dagbladet, 2007 20, 07
New information has arose in the school for bunny sources say it is more an instructional school to explain to bunnies the safetiest way to commit suicide. The princess states "Too many bunnies are dying without knowing they could get badly hurt, I want to help them. I want to help everyone." She next plans on running for Queen of Lebonena, the fastest person in cantstanduatall.
- Ante Seleskallui ""Death is fake"" VG, 1337 13, 37