UnNews:North Carolina unfortunately not nuked in the 60s

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26 September 2013

Aww, look it, it's the Shad boat. You would've missed it, right? I would've.

According to the Communist News Network, the glorious state of North Carolina was almost nuked in the 60's.

CNN says that it was a misinterpreted order from Cuban military leaders to their launch technicians, but our sources say that it was a malicious attack from the Nazis, which most likely definitely for sure still existed and were in Cuba in the 1960's.

This was most likely hidden by the Obama administration, as they are all Nazis, and of course, gay.

Thankfully the order did not go through, as mysterious superhero Maverick was there to stop the Nazi-commies from nuking North Carolina, which is home to my favorite state boat: the Shad boat, which is definitely important. Thank you, Maverick, whoever you might be!

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This report has been taken from the Fair and Balanced desk of Fox News.