UnNews:Ne-Yo turns off the radio

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14 February 2013 (i.e. not July 15th)
Alpharetta, Georgia -- After seven years of a broken heart, loneliness and mancrying, R&B singer Ne-Yo is ready to turn off the radio.

"I think it's finally time to move on," said Ne-Yo sitting on a red hand-shaped chair in his dark, dreary mansion, listening to stupid love songs while looking at a photo of his ex-girlfriend. "If I can change my answering machine message, I can do anything."

Ne-Yo then took a deep breath, reached out his arm and proceeded to go forth in his ambition in turning off the radio.


*SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-*

*click*

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