UnNews:Fitter, Happier, More Productive

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Tuesday, November 18, 2015

A Prestigious University, Somewhere: Despite some earlier claims from some of the more controversial elements within the scientific community all evidence points to substantial benefits of working harder and regular vigorous exercise said leading Work-Life expert Orthon P Xtoh. Xtoh, author of the Bestselling "Self Realisation Through Hard Graft" and "Work! 100 Reasons Why It's Good For You!" stated that evidence to the contrary of the claims can be seen throughout our society, the physical, mental, emotional and sexual benefits aside.

Hard work is, he stated, a major contributor to the reduction in health issues faced within the modern world, pointing out the links between the longevity of individuals and the lower deathrate, particularly amongst the succulent suckling infants. Economic stability within hardworking family units has helped to do away with a raft of diseases that had plagued human ancestors only a few small generations ago, such as scurvy, rickets, chimneysweep's scrotum and numerous other debilitating illnesses.

Although a vocal minority within the medical and scientific community question the results Xtoh's article published in 2001 within the journal of the Work Task Force (WTF) which demonstrated the startling results that 100% of all people who were too ill to work were not currently active within their job. "The link between ill-health and sitting around doing nothing other than sniffling and feeling sorry for yourself was instantly abundant", said Xtoh, "And furthermore proof positive that hard work and heavy exercise is directly responsible for good health."

Xtoh, who is currently working on a new self help book "Work Habits of Highly Successful People: A Guide to Fulfillment Through Manual Labour", is running a series of worldwide campaigns aimed at demonstrating better, healthier living. Work Hard, Stay Healthy! designed to teach practitioners the art of working longing hours to facilitate improved health, longevity and resistance to disease is already running campaigns in major cities and population centers around the world. "Essentially we have demonstrated that if you want to live healthy, productive lives you should be working a minimum of 12 hours a day of hard, physical labour, the facts speak for themselves, you will feel better, live longer and improve your life considerably," reiterated Xtoh. Having tried the approach detailed within the report this Reporter agrees wholeheartedly, if you want a better life work longer and harder.