Why?:Work is Great!

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"We're high on endorphins!"
"So are we!"
"We actually get paid for this!"
"I don't know if it's night or day!"

Really hard work has been touted to be a cure for nearly everything in life, from depression, to memory loss, Alzheimer’s disease, Parkinson’s and more. I found myself having a huge lot of specific and scientific knowledge about what exceedingly hard physical labour really does for our bodies and our brains.

"Yes, yes, I know all about it, that’s the thing with the endorphins, that makes you feel good and why we should work a lot and stuff, right?" is what I can hear myself say to someone bringing this up. I would pick up things here and there, and also really digging into the connection of back-breaking work and how it effects us is my speciality.

Inspired by a recent scientific study from Dr. Joel on what makes us happy I’ve set out to uncover the connection between our feeling of happiness and working at least ten hours per day regularly. What triggers happiness in our brain when we work, work, work?

Most of us are aware of what happens to the body when we work to the breaking point. We build more muscle or more stamina. We feel how daily activities like climbing stairs becomes easier if we work until we drop every day. When it comes to our brain and mood though, the connection is just as clear.

The line around our "endorphins are released" is more something I throw around to sound smart, and it succeeds every time.

When you start working, your brain recognizes this as a moment of bliss. As your heart pressure increases, the brain thinks you are practically in bed with a beautiful woman. You then release a protein called BUP (Brain-Ultimate-Pleasure). This BUP has a protective and also reparative element to your memory neurons and acts as a reset switch. That’s why we often feel so at ease and things are clear after working - and eventually happy.

At the same time, endorphins, some other kind of chemicals, are released in your brain. Your endorphins' main purpose is this, writes researcher McOven:

“These endorphins are just great and they have everything to do with working really hard! Hooray work! Hoooray endorphins!”

~ McOven on workalohism

Overall, there is a lot going on inside our brain when we are working like dogs, and it is in fact oftentimes a lot more active than when we are just sitting down like total morons and subhumans:

"So, BOP and endorphins are the reasons an overload of work makes us feel so good. The good part is that they have a very similar and addictive behavior like morphine, heroine or nicotine. This is just great! It’s actually good for us. The key to maximize happiness through work: work as hard as you can, and quit worrying about your spare time! It's totally useless!

Now here is where it all gets interesting. We know the basic foundations of why work makes us happy and what happens inside our brain cells. The most important part to uncover now is, of course, how we can trigger this in an optimal and longer lasting way.

A recent study from Penn State university shed some light on the matter and the results are not at all surprising:

“Those who had worked really hard during the preceding month and on the day of testing generally did better on the memory test than those who had been sedentary. On workdays, people’s mood improved significantly.”

~ Penn State on workaholism

Quick last fact: You get the highest level of happiness with work if you just keep doing it until you don't know if it's night or day.

The author of this article, Orthon P Xtoh, is a far better scientist than the author of some other articles.