UnNews:Doctors say ass transplant successful

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28 November 2006

First arse transplant a huge success.

PARIS - A year after a Frenchwoman received the world's first total arse transplant, doctors say the operation was a success and she is gaining more and more sensitivity and mobility in her arse.

As British and American doctors work on plans for another, bigger full-arse transplant, the medical team at the hospital in Amiens in northern France issued a new photo and a statement Monday, exactly a year after they transplanted the butthole, arse cheeks and thighs of a brain-dead woman onto Isabelle Dinoire.

In the new photo, Dinoire is walking, and appears to have better control over her arse than she did at a news conference in February, her only formal public appearance since the operation.

Dinoire's immune system nearly rejected the ass twice, the doctors' statement said, but she was given immuno-depressants that helped overcome the threat.

"The tolerance of the transplant is excellent," they said. The team has "confirmed the anatomical and functional success of this first complete ass transplant."

Dinoire said through a spokesperson that she's happy with her new arse, and can now sit and shit like everyone else, including dogs and Koreans.

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• Kim Jong Il "Round eyes still really, really stupid" North Korea Propaganda and Crosswords, November 28, 2006