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Tuesday, November 1st, 2022

Following Elon Musk's takeover of Twitter, the hashtag #DeleteTwitter has reached Twitter's trending page, with many loyal Twitter users urging everyone to delete their Twitter accounts.

@BryceMay656, a member of Twitter for nearly 5 years now, stated in his post that "Twitter is completely falling apart. I urge you all to delete your account and delete the app from your phone, just like how I plan to do every month, but I always forget to, because I like receiving targeted ads on Twitter for things I might actually buy based on my browsing history and information about everything I have ever done."

Elon Musk stated that the concerns over Twitter were "totally unfounded" and that he only intends to increase the free speech rights for distributors of ivermectin, fascists, and conspiracy theorists.

Donald Trump is expected to speak at the latest CPAC event regarding this issue, though he's already said that his new platform, Truth Social, is "way more badass and profitable than Twitter", leading to many thinking that Trump will not be returning to Twitter even if he is unbanned.