UnNews:Chris-chan's near birthday twin revealed
Tuesday, February 3, 2026
After scouring the site Famous Birthdays for several hours straight, UnNews found a rather surprising connection between two individuals whose birthdays are one week away from each other, despite the 9-year gap. Of the top 200 celebrities born on the date February 17 on the website, one person managed to match some similarities to the notorious Chris-chan. This celebrity ended up being Ed Sheeran. To prove it, we have some facts to share to you.
Both celebrities have blue eyes, although Chris-chan's tend to be blue and green.[Saw it on the discovery channel] Both celebrities also are fans of Pokemon, and both of them even made a song about them. It's also worth noting that they have sung the Backstreet Boys' "You Don't Want It This Way" on various occasions, thus making the song slightly affiliated with them. We also believe that both celebrities may have had knowledge in the Spanish language, although we believe Chris-chan's Spanish is supposedly much worse. However, they don't share the same zodiac sign, but Ed's this close to being an Aquarius-Pisces cusp, which makes things even more weird as we're saying it. Next fact is that Ed was born in Canada but was raised in England, while Chris-chan was born in America. However, both are British by ancestry.
We also looked at the CWCki's family tree article and found a rather interesting case. Chris-chan is related to a Confederate soldier by the name of Gardner E. Shearin'. Shearin' and Sheeran sound similar. If this is true, then it is possible that Ed is related to the most notorious lolcow of all time. Also, it is likely that Ed himself owns a Sonichu medallion, but he hasn't been cursed yet, unlike a few unlucky YouTubers that got it...
Who knows? Will they meet each other? We'll see about that.
