UnNews:Apology to Islamic State
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Friday, January 9, 2015
In light of recent events, Uncyclopedia would like to apologise for the following articles:
- Islamic State - this article suggests IS was formed by a white and black pair of adoptive brothers from Pennsylvannia, which is a half-truth. It is full of offensive and inaccurate insults posing as real information and has been used as the basic for many thought-pieces online. We regret this.
- UnTunes:Do Islamic State Know It's Christmas? - this parody song is full of reductive stereotypes about Islamic extremists and their supposed need to fucking get a life. Apologies all round.
- UnNews:Isis rebranding 'cost millions' - this article mocks IS/ISIS' apparent problems on sticking to one name. Sorry.
- UnNews:Obama to outline IS strategy after consulting Stonehenge gods - this article suggests President Obama consulted pagan Gods to combat the Muslim extremists. No excuses, forgive us.
- UnNews:UnNews reporter to be beheaded by ISIS - we pretended a staff member was about to be beheaded by the group. Now we are facing that real possibility.
- UnNews:Biden: We will pursue ISIS through Heaven’s Gate - we would like to make it clear that Joe Biden did not say this.
- UnNews:Obama affirms action against ISIS, warm fuzzy feelings - ISIS now provokes warm-underpanted feelings. Round the back.
- UnNews:US congratulates $ on Syria success - ISIS has never taken the dollar symbol as its name. We now accept this and apologise unreservedly.