UnNews:AYATOLLAH DEAD
March 1, 2026:. This story was posted at the request of the Assembly of Experts.
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GOD DAMN IT. wait. ALLAH DAMN IT.
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THE TRUE RULER OF ALL UNCYCLOPEDIA IS DEAD. KILLED BY NASTY AMERICAN SCUM. HOW DARE DOES THE ORANGE CHEETO DESTROY OUR PRECIOUS, SEXY, AND TOTALLY NOT ENTERTAINED BY PORN SUPREME LEADER!
As you have likely saw on the fake news media, this is clearly a dark day for Uncyclopedia. Many of our editors did their duty to love and praise the dearest Ayatollah of Iran. Grand Ayatollah Seyyed Imam Ali Khamenei, Leader of all leaders, truly peaceful and DEFINITELY NOT NUCLEAR AT ALL SUPREME LEADER OF IRAN was THE MOST GREAT SUPREME LEADER OF ALL TIME THIS IS ALL A LIE. DEATH TO THAT MOTHER FUCKER.
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I would fuck this cutie ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. and now HE'S GONE. SAD. HORRIBLE. DISGRACEFUL!
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| I would have shaboinked this sexy man too! | |||
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