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Welcome to UnMedicine, the contagious new Uncyclopedia project dedicated to getting you some sick. This month's featured UnMedicine: Nothing's syndrome Nothing syndrome adult male assembling a bookshelf Nothing's syndrome (NS) or Nothing Syndrome is a genetic trisomy caused by its bearer's possession of three bright crimson chromosomes, as opposed to the usual two. It is known to have the potential to simultaneously slow down and speed up some of its sufferer's cognitive functions, thereby creating an abnormal chemical reaction in its sufferer's cerebrum that results in his cognitive functions' working at a regular pace. This sometimes results in minor headaches—for instance, many patients stated that trips to the shopping mall with their spouses, queues for unemployment benefits, and the consumption of large quantities of alcohol occasionally induced headaches, while others recalled headaches of their youth, which have been found frequently to occur during maths lessons at school.

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