UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/WaldenPointRoad

You find a parked car with open windows not that far away and climb inside it. No keys, huh? Guess you'll have to improvise.

You rip the dashboard open and rearrange a few wires inside the car. Suddenly, an angry man pops out of nowhere, holds up the car keys, and asks in the voice of a little boy:

"Are we learning yet?"

But you're John. You'll never learn anything. But this dude's gotta learn that he's about to get his ass kicked.

You speed off, causing him to fall into the back of the car. On to Annette Island's northernmost point you go! (That unpleasantly tropical eye defect, it ain't stopping you.)

You may:

• Drive as fast as humanly possible to prevent him from getting back up
• Pull out a gun
• Explain to the man how you're "surprise-borrowing" his car, not stealing it