UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/UltraSpeedDemon

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960px-Saxman_Alaska_totem_poles_view_from_boat.JPGYou floor the gas pedal and slowly accelerate towards two hundred miles an hour. The car's engine starts to bark like a dog, then the car's hood flies off, leaving a giant crack in the windshield. The angry man falls over and bursts through the trunk like a rock through a window. But the car still works fine.

With no regard for the trees (which are plentiful), potholes (which are even more plentiful) and mosquitoes (which are so plentiful that they literally blot out the sun), you blast off. You plow through all of those things like a speedboat slices through the sea, except several times faster.

Eventually you reach the northern tip of Annette Island, but the car just won't stop. It skids over the sea like Jesus on crack. You eventually do reach Ketchikan (well, technically Saxman, a neighborhood of Ketchikan that thinks it's its own city), but since you're unable to brake, your car crashes into the mountain and explodes.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

The angry man is still alive, but he's no longer angry anymore, he's laughing his bloody ass off. Did he hex your car or something?


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