UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/PullOutGunAnnette

You reach into your pocket and pull out that crappy pistol you've got in there. Except that your gun is nowhere to be found. In its place is...

...a fucking carrot.

The angry dude pulls off his mask to reveal that he is, in fact, Reboz, the evil moccasin wizard, and arch-nemesis of the wizard that did it.

Reboz

Silly little toys like guns won't do a thing against me.

"Now, why do you think I was so angry, John?" says Reboz, surprisingly calmly.

I am not the true villain of this tale. Neither are you, and nor is that old hag Luna. I believe that another wizard, the one that... did it... gave you a wand once?

• "Huh? What are you talking about?"
• "Yeah, was that your wand?"
• "I don't have a wand with me!"
• Run from Reboz