UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/RebozNoWand
Reboz looks at you in disbelief, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. LET'S GET OUT OF THE CAR AND CHECK!
After Reboz escorts you out of the stolen Subaru, he chants a Moccasinian curse that causes all your clothing to disappear.
All the supplies which once laid in your belt, backpack or pockets falls to the ground. The carrot that he turned your gun into, a dirty sleeping bag, a single plastic bottle of water, a half-eaten bag of Cheez-Its, a pocket knife, a spare pair of moccasins, and surprise... no wand.
He's shocked that you're telling the truth.
"Damn, I should've paid more attention in mind-reading class! Now look at all the trouble I've caused."
"Well, you're the talk of the town. So yeah, I can't read minds, but everyone on this entire continent knows what you're trying to do. So, I'll help you get to Ketchikan, then I'll go and fuck that bastard up. Once I get my wand back, I'll turn his cock into a live squirrel, permanently bound to his crotch. It's really hard to change them back."
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