UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/FlyingCarpet

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Reboz
You ask Reboz if he has a magic carpet to fly across the straits to Ketchikan. He replies: "Only one made of moccasins, and that wouldn't hold our weight. Particularly, your weight."

Damn, that hurt.

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