UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/RebozWand

Reboz

"Wait, that was YOUR wand?" You pull that wand out of your pocket. (Due to the wand's magical properties, you can fold it up.) Reboz yanks it out of your hand and begins literally kissing it. Like full on Frenching that motherfucker. He holds it up to his face and mutters "My precious... my precious... I have the Precious... and you don't, bitch!"

• Say "Reboz, you're kind of a creep."
• Say "Sorry, but I've gotta go."